silly msn spam

I usually get the usual silly spam.
Breast enlargements are tempting as are most of the money laundering scams from Africa and Asia. The MSc and PhD offers are considerably less enticing.
I got this today:

"Copulate with any girl like a strong bull"

which is just so much the wrong side of bizarre. Surly a stallion would be more appropriate.
Or maybe a swan. be like Zeus!