Bonus Ball

I got this rather excellently incompetant email claiming that I'd won the lottery.

Dear Winner,
We happily announce to you the draw (#1187) of the UK LOTTERY,held on
19th April, 2008. Your e-mail which subsequently won you the
lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim
a total sum of 850,000 GBP. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
no.: 56475600545 188 with Serial no. 5368/02 drew the lucky
no.:08.09.19.34.47.49. {04} Bonus Ball. Contact the following agent for transfer
Mr Brian Adams Tell:+447031977756 Email: brainadams900@hotmail.co.uk
www.nationallottery.co.uk/player/p/results/results.do
Warm Regards,
Mr. Lorraine Dodds

If only I had played the UK lottery I could contact Brain and Mr. Lorraine Dodds.
Just have to get a job I suppose.
Damn it.